something good can work

Hey I'm Megan, I'm really short and I have blonde(naturally dark brown) hair and blue eyes and I'm extremely pale skinned like seriously.
I am an arachnophobic BIG TIME.
I'm extremely awkward socially, but isnt that what tumblr's for? but most importantly im a DIRECTIONER. So, im completely and utterly devoted to 5 boys, especially niall;) got twitter? why not gimmie a follow;) @spackattack

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

(via oh-the-hilarity)